Time for a break...

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   THAILAND: AMAZING THAILAND
    INDIA: INCREDIBLE INDIA
    MALAYSIA: TRULY ASIA
    WONDER WHAT PAKISTAN'S TOURISM TAG LINE IS.
   "HAVE A BLAST, IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST"

Something Randomly

                                                " COFFEE "

A group of highly educated professors visited their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in life and work.
Offering them coffee professor returned from kitchen with a pot of coffee and an assortments of cup- glass, crystal , porcelain , some plain looking , some expensive, some exquisite telling them to help themselves to hot coffee. When all had a cup of coffee in hand  
The professor said, "If you noticed all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up leaving behind the plain one's. While it's but normal for you to want only the best, thats also the source of your streess. What you really wanted was the coffee , not the cup , but you still went for the best cups & were eyeing each other's cup. 
If life is coffee, then jobs , money and status in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain life.
Don;t let the cups drive you. 
ENJOY THE COFFEE !!!

1. Arguing with stupid people is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you'll end up slapping yourself!!! 

2. If you have the habit of waiting for others, you will get left behind. 

3. Mistakes are caused by lack of attention, then there is tension.

4. Give a lot of time to the improvement of yourself , then there is no time to criticise others.

5. “Don't waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.” 
     

6. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” 

7. “Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.”

8. “Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.”

9. “Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-  confidence.” 

A master piece

A master piece. 
WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE.
This is the winner 

My darling, my lover, 
my beautiful wife, 

Marrying you 
screwed up my life. 
*
I see your face when I am dreaming. 

That's why I always wake up screaming. 
*
Kind, intelligent, loving & hot; 

This describes everything 
you are not. 
*
I thought that I could 
love no other -- 

that is until I met your Sister. 
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. 

But d roses are wilting, d violets are dead, d sugar bowl's empty 
and so is your head. 
*
I want to feel your 
sweet embrace; 

But don't take that 
paper bag off your face. 
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I love your smile, your face, 
and your eyes -- 

Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 
*
My love, you take my 
breath away. 

What have you stepped in 
to smell this way? 
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My feelings for you 
no words can tell, 

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' 
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What inspired this 
amorous rhyme? 

Two parts tequila, 
one part lime !