NAMES:
If sita , gita, Mona and Babita go out for lunch, they will
call each other sita , gita ,mona and babita.
If Ravi, Chetan , ajay and Anand go out, they will affectionately refer
to each other as mote , naag, bhaise and sukhi haddi. EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives,Ravi,Chetan,ajay and Anand will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change
back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS:
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants, empty
the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
FINAL THOUGHT:
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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