With due respect to Females and Married Community:
A Husband&Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
“Tell Me Dear ,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?
Argument Ended !!!!!!!!!
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
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A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what should i give him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he’s awake !!!
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Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
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A Prospective husband in a book store”Do You have a book called, ‘Husband-the master of Wife’?”
Sales Girl: “Sir Comic department is on the 1st floor!”:
A Husband&Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
“Tell Me Dear ,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?
Argument Ended !!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
~~~~~~~~~~
A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what should i give him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he’s awake !!!
~~~~~~~
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
~~~~~~~~~
A Prospective husband in a book store”Do You have a book called, ‘Husband-the master of Wife’?”
Sales Girl: “Sir Comic department is on the 1st floor!”:
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